So Ken bought me this great pink fluffy sweater as part of my 12 days of Christmas (yes, he does spoil me.) I wore it to work yesterday, since it was cold and rainy. Unfortunately, I wore it with black cords. I had pink fuzz all over my pants all day long. I used about a roll of tape trying to clean off my pants, but I couldn't reach my butt, which was apparently covered in pink fuzz. Fast forward to today. I am not wearing the pink fuzzy sweater, but still, there is pink fuzz on my butt! It must have come off onto my desk chair and just waited all night for me to come back in and sit down.
So, here's the question. Should Ken call an escort agency and have someone without a pink fluffy butt to play the role of the dutiful wife at his interview? Possibly....
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Ken should just consider himself lucky to have you as his escort on the interviews. Good luck to both of you.
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