Monday, February 2, 2009
The Superbowl - Tucson Style
Ken left for Tucson Saturday morning. I hate being alone, but I guess it's only for a while. Some of his volunteers invited him over to watch the Superbowl on Sunday. He was excited to spend some time getting to know some board members. What he didn't know, what how many "members" he would be seeing. During the last few minutes of the game, right after AZ scored to go into the lead, someone hacked into the Comcast analog signal and replaced the Superbowl with PORN. Yep, Mr. Porn star dropped his drawers and proceeded to wave his "member" all around. There was no blurring of the afore mentioned "member". The signal lasted about 30 seconds, much longer than Janet's infamous wardrobe malfunction. So what do you say to these people hosting your party now Ken? Do you laugh nervously? Do you gasp and turn your head? Do you drop your jaw and stare in amazement? Do you tell them you've already seen this flick? I personally, can't wait to watch TV in Tucson!
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I hope it didn't interrupt one of the commercials, for crying out loud.
That is hilarious. I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. I wish you would have been able to join us on Sunday. Did you get my message about Friday? Want to do something?
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